Thursday, January 8, 2009

The List

Okay, i had a dream. Wait, that sounds like Martin Luther a bit. But i actually did, and for some reason it was about a movie that i watched like half a year ago, The Bucket List.

For those who havnt seen it, its about two old dudes who are about to die and one of them is hella rich, and when the poor dude comes up with a list of all the stuff he wants to do before he dies, the rich dude takes them both around the world doing all the shit on the 'Bucket List'. Cool idea hey.

So in my dream i was doing all these cool things, after i had formed my own list. I cant remember my list in the dream, so im gonna start a list of All The Things You Should Do Before You Die (according to the Lamda Boys). And i want anyone reading to make suggestions of their own....

All The Things You Should Do Before You Die (according to the Lamda Boys)
  • Get a tattoo
  • Make a teacher cry
  • Go the the US and be the Cool Aussie Dude
  • Play one on one with an NBA star even though youll get dominated
  • Tint your hair
  • Smash a guitar while pretending you are awesome at playing it
  • Be an extra in a movie
  • Thigh Dive in New Zealand
  • Go to Oktoberfest and tell everyone there that beer is shit
  • Smoke a cigar
  • Start a slow clap
  • Start a loud rendition of a well known song with a big group of unaware people
  • Shave your head even though ull look shocking
  • Make friends with a copper, and do something illegal everytime you hang out with them
  • Streak down the main street of your hometown (Brock)
  • Buy a 50 bag and not lose it (Kelly)
  • Skinny dip for $20
Thats all i can think of at the moment, but i plan on expanding this list... So suggestions are required. Cheers

8 comments:

cockers said...

yeah my suggestion definately deserves a spot on the list! :)
x

brocky said...

haha some of them are funny cause they have already happened. like the thigh diving haha

i will be very interested in contemplating this list further

T-Betta said...

haha i think that is more of a MA rated list there cockers.

Yes Brock, think of some and suggest them in this comment box fool?

kelzza said...

buy a 50 bag and actually smoke it?

brocky said...

streak along queen street?
i concur with the 50 bag idea too haha..
cant really think of many right now hey.
100 shots in 100 mins?
kilo and a carton?

cockers said...

haha fair enough, just use ur imaginations! ;)

and i love the streaking down queen street idea! obviously not a sober thing to do tho! lol

tmulks said...

shit on the steps of the taj mahal!
tht is going to the top of the list baby!

:)
or shit on the feet of tht big Abraham Lincoln statue or something!
haha

T-Betta said...

hahaha thomas, you are a tool.
officially.