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Its been a long time... too long. Last time i blogged i was pretty much a pussy clueless fresher bitch. Not anymore. For an explanation, please read your allocated section:

PARENTS
After a week of tireless study, no sleep-ins, eary lectures, exponential amounts of study, some more lectures, study, homework, study, research, more study, little sleep, and on top of that, some study, we are well equipped for the challenges that uni life holds for us. Except for the alcohol... we've heard of the stuff, but we dont know what it is. In fact, we are so well behaved, dedicated and studious that we havnt even had time to find out what alcohol is. Or shave.

FRIENDS
We have cleverly and sneakily discovered which lectures, labs and tutorials we have to attend and which we dont... Brock is a good friend to have in this regard, as it is well known he is the sneakiest, most devious Lambda Boy of all. We are starting to call him The Piker, as he is fast becoming the one who skips, dodges and avoids everything from O-week, to Traditional Wednesday Student Nights. Unforgivable... But we still, somehow, love him.

We have also managed to scope out the cheapest booze dealers in the area... But not before Kelly got us chucked out of a Liquor Store that was dirt cheap, because he lost his wallet and didnt have any ID. Which meant we had to buy the booze at another place which cost about 20 big ones extra... Good on ya Huggy Bear.

Anyway, the best way to detail the week is probably chronologically.

O-Week was sick, starting with Fresher Ice Breakers... One of which was Musical Boys... When told we were about to play this game, Kelly got so excited thinking he would be able to play some guys trumpets, and blow their trombones, until it was explained that it was actually like musical chairs, excepts girls played, and the boys were the chairs. It was pretty funny, and awkward at

the same time.

We did some other shit, and the next day i had my exam (PASS) and a quiz night... This involves me getting my leg hairs torn off my innocent leg, brock eating hot-ass chillis, and kelly downing a 2L milk in 30seconds, until he realises he cheated by starting early so it didnt count hahahaha. Tool. Then Brock pretty much piked/pussed out on the rest of the week, while me and Kel enjoyed the Doomsday Party at the Tav, where they have cheaper jugs than Zoo glamour models.

Also of note was the massive trick we played on the chicks... They had a girls day, then when they came back to pose for a picture, they got a pleasant surprise... See video for more details!
O-Week ended with another party - Rubiks Cube. For those who are retarded prostitutes, Rubiks Cube parties involve attending in random multicolor clothes, then swapping with other attendees until you end up in the same colour, or pass out drunk. Kelly couldn’t make it for a reason that will remain undisclosed, but Brock and Thomas the Squeezer joined for some fun and games. It was cool as, more colourful than some of Jarryd’s spews it could be said. I got dacked to my tea bags a couple of time, which was not fun for me, but hilarious to those looking at my white ass. I ended up looking like a Malaysian Transsexual, which luckily was the look I was going for.

Then O-Week ended and Real Life began. Classes were pretty cruisy, but its weird being in a lecture hall with 200 people, only half of which look like they can speak fluent English. Kelly and Brock, being the gayest kids ever, joined the Table Tennis Club, increasing the number of White members to 2, so they spent a bit of the week getting into ‘shape’.

One of the best parts of our time at trinity, is hearing Ben with his guitar. He is damn sexy-like when he plays his melodic made-up tunes, our favourites being Connor The Dog, and The Alex, Kelly and Dimitri songs, coincidently the only two we’ve heard. But nevertheless, we were amazed, and we hope to record a song for everyone very soon, its just a matter of sorting out the contracts and making sure both parties are satisfied with the agreement.

We were supposed to have some Photo and stuff taken, but due to shitty weather it was called off. So, not wanting to waste an opportunity, and knowing we hardly ever scrub up so good, we decided to take matter into our own hands. Damn, we look fine. Not Brock, as you’ll notice, as he was off ‘piking’ once again.

From left to right: Party Boy Ben, The Red Ranger, Myself, Dimmy, Party Boy Stash, Pimp Jono

Some of the nicknames we have invented:
Party Boy Greg
Party Boy Stash
Party Boy Ben
Party Boy Rolski
Safa Matt
Jeremy
Raspy
Fat Cat
K - Dog
Gigi
Connor the Dog
Ben10
V-Card
Degeneres
Dennis the Menace
Dimmy
The Piker
Bitch Arm

Pimp Jono

3 down 1 to go

Well this blog marks the beginning of my full access to UWA and the services they offer. I have only just upgraded my user account to full user status, so im taking full advantage of it to update what has been happening lately.

My first day was pretty nerve-racking, not knowing anyone and having to basically wing it on public transport that i had no idea how, when, or where to catch. Basically i was a nursed fowl released into the wild with nothing but its bands hands (and wallet) to survive. I managed to figure out pretty quickly that a smartrider card would be handy.

Anwyay i got there, all was good. Except that i had no friends, which didnt really change for the first two weeks. At least being a loner gave me the opportunity to concentrate fully at lectures, which we have 4 of everyday, along with a test and at least 3 hours of homework.

Ive been doing alright on my tests, averaging 64% over 11 tests with my lowest score being 48%. The marker was being a bitch that day... I also had an exam on tuesday which was hard but im confident i passed. If i didnt, ill be madder then kelly after a loss.

Speaking of Kelly, he, Brock and myself will all be moving into to trinity this weekend. A new friend i made recently is undercover (staying) at trinity already and informed me that Lyndon White is already staying there too. Well he told me some Computer Nerd kid who talks funny and i knew that to mean it was Lyndon. I cant wait to move, i checked it out the other day, its about 50m from the uni and right next door to the all girls college, no complaints there...

Umm what else can i say? We went to Moore River the other weekend to celebrate Brocks 19th, which was very eventful and the mornings very seedy. Cant wait to hang out like that again.

Dates to look forward to:
O-Week commences on Sunday the 15th.
Monday the 16th is my final exam, which im not looking forward to, but i cant wait to finish.
Rest of the year, living at trinity and being a bees dick away from anything that going on. ie, basketball, cricket or footy mtches, concerts, nightclubs, casinos, etc.

Just have to keep Brock away from the strip joints is all.

Sorry about the wait on the update, it couldnt be helped.

have fun, Alex.

The List

Okay, i had a dream. Wait, that sounds like Martin Luther a bit. But i actually did, and for some reason it was about a movie that i watched like half a year ago, The Bucket List.

For those who havnt seen it, its about two old dudes who are about to die and one of them is hella rich, and when the poor dude comes up with a list of all the stuff he wants to do before he dies, the rich dude takes them both around the world doing all the shit on the 'Bucket List'. Cool idea hey.

So in my dream i was doing all these cool things, after i had formed my own list. I cant remember my list in the dream, so im gonna start a list of All The Things You Should Do Before You Die (according to the Lamda Boys). And i want anyone reading to make suggestions of their own....

All The Things You Should Do Before You Die (according to the Lamda Boys)

• Get a tattoo
• Make a teacher cry
• Go the the US and be the Cool Aussie Dude
• Play one on one with an NBA star even though youll get dominated
• Tint your hair
• Smash a guitar while pretending you are awesome at playing it
  
• Be an extra in a movie
• Thigh Dive in New Zealand
• Go to Oktoberfest and tell everyone there that beer is shit
• Smoke a cigar
• Start a slow clap
• Start a loud rendition of a well known song with a big group of unaware people
• Shave your head even though ull look shocking
• Make friends with a copper, and do something illegal everytime you hang out with them
• Streak down the main street of your hometown (Brock)
  
• Buy a 50 bag and not lose it (Kelly)
  
• Skinny dip for $20

Thats all i can think of at the moment, but i plan on expanding this list... So suggestions are required. Cheers

All Work and No Play

makes Boomers Black go crazy. I knew our first week with a bye would suck, and it does. But oh well. Me and Brock went and chot some consolation shots before i had to umpire, so that stemmed the pain a little.

Last night Cal played his first game though, and he was pretty impressive, especially in a new team. He was pretty much the only player who had any sense of 'team' or 'putting up a decent shot', but they were playing the best team so Cal's team made more mistakes than Brock has with Morgan.

I also got to see Chels for once, even though she was pretty scared. But she had balls, which is pretty impressive. Metaphorically, i mean. And Jess Burge was there, so me and Cal did the right thing and recommended Brock... Not that she needed much convincing, Brock's guns speak for themselves these days...

I get to work heaps this weekend cos of the ironman being on town, and there is heaps of people competing, staying there.

The Big Easy

We had a pretty easy game monday, but by the first 5 minutes you wouldnt have thought so. YCW, with their second string, makeshift, fillin side, obliterated us 12 - 0. They bombed some threes, and our starting 5 were a bit slow to react.

But we made some changes and smoked their asses, to be up 30-14 at half time. The rest of the game was pretty breezy too, nothing that special happened.

Player of the Week: I can't really give anyone best player, it was pretty much an all-round average performance. Although Paul had a real-hot dip for the time he was on.

Play of the Week: Lachie's absolute ripper ankle-breaker was awesome. He also pickpocketed the opposition whenever they got close (and stupid) enough, so any of them could be considered also.

We have a bye this week, which isnt very exciting is it... Pretty much like Dark Crystal.

Tomoro is Mazza's party, which should be pretty fun for everyone going, I'm hoping everyone will get smashed and have a good time... Happy Birthday Maz! Kelly reckons he will drink everyone and anyone under the table so i beg you all to take the challenge because 1. you will definitely win and 2. I want Kelly to chunder everywhere haha.

Oh yeah, ive decided to remind everyone that we need to get our tattoo by christmas, so somone help me organise it... and stop ignoring the idea Brocky, i know you are cos youre scared of needles but man up. That is all.

Peace

My bad

Sorry for that, Calum took too long to blog then i had to leave... And i didnt realise he was going to admit his bent sexuality on the internet for everyone to see. But basically, what he should have said, is that we beat YCW, even though we were 11 points behind with 15mins to go. Some good shooting and impenetrable Defense was the reason for this... and they are pretty much all old dudes.


Player of the Week: There wasnt really an individual best player, but we did play as a team really well in the 2nd half. We had better pressure defense than the Chicago Bulls ever did, and we were quicker in transition that Jarryd can break hearts.
Honourable mentions: Brock for his tight defense and Kelly for his all-round game.

Play of the week: Probably the best play in the game was Brock's long two to take the lead for the first time since half-time, but the most pivotal was Lachie's possession retaining in the final two minutes, followed by a successful drive to the bucket.
Honourable mentions: Pagey's huge block, and my 3 late 3 pointers

Once again, here are some stats for the game...

Brock: 6 points, 5 rebounds, 1 assist, 1 block, 0 from 2 at free throw, 0 from 1 from 3point, 37.5% shooting and 39.5mins

Alex: 11 points, 2 rebounds, 2 assists, 1 steal, 3 from 5 from 3point, 44.4% shooting and 30mins

Kelly: 5 points, 7 rebounds, 3 assists, 1 steal, 1 from 2 from free throw, 28.6% shooting and 40mins

Make what you will of those stats. This week we play Monday night against a seriously depleted YWC Kings, as their regular players will be on Leavers. Needless to say, we will be 5 - 1 after that week, second only to the undefeated Colts.

Single Mum

This week has been pretty fun i must say. It's interesting to see how much stuff my parents do for our family, and how much housework you have to do to stop the rest of the house looking like my room.

Well the weekend was the most intense of it all, cos i was on constant kid-lookout. But they are still alive now, so i did okay i suppose. Friday night Jackson and Ben organised a sleepover at a friends so i took them over there and discovered i had the rest of the night to myself basically. Or at least that's what i thought.... Baw Baw Bawwww...! (You know, the dramatic noise they have in soaps? Work with me here)

Just as i was leaving, and thanking them for taking the kids for a night, Ben came running up to me, more hysterical than Kelly was the time that we lost the grand final. He was screaming about his thumb and wouldnt let me see it and when he finally did, it looked okay, like it wasnt swollen like a mo fo like mine was when i broke it. But he said he heard a crack when he fell on it, so i went to get it checked out at emergency anyway.

When we got there, there was noone there but us in the waiting room, but it still took 45mins to get seen. Thats the slowest ive ever seen anything move since seeing Jarryd in transition last week. Well the doctor said its wasnt broken, and Ben copped an ice cream out of it, so it was worth it for me.

They didnt even offer me one but...

That night, all the COOL guys (basically us guys except Kelly cos he was being a pussy) went to the vasse then the nard as usual. It was pretty eventful actually, especially for Brock, who copped a few sneaky texts from one of Tom's ex's (we wont name names here, not like you do on your blog Brock) and tund the shit out of Jenny Donovan (sorry pal, had to mention that name).

But apart from what ive written here, ive just been a good Single Mum doing my housework and cooking and cleaning.

Oh and tonight is our basketball game, so come on down.... 8.20. be there or be square.


Peace out, A-Town

Favourite Day of the Week

Yes, I have a bad case of Mondayitis. Every week. Its also my favourite day to blog about. Its probably not hard to guess why, but we had basketball last night. And, as promised, we came away with a win. So here is my amateurish review of the night:


Player of the week: Dwayne Wade, aka Lachlan Cudmore. We should start calling him the flash cos he is quicker in transition than Tom is to a chick's 16th birthday party. He had more steals than Jarryd has women on the go, and too much poise and class for any opposition, let alone the inexperienced Saints White.
Honourable Mentions: Brock Monck (see overwhleming stats below), Tony Page (5 points including a 3, a block and a handful of rebounds in his 20 mins)

Play of the Week: Without a doubt, Lachie's rejection to gather to falling out of court to pass to teammate. I didnt see it, but everyone basically got their junk out about it so it must have been okay!
Honourable mentions: Pageys first three-pointer (after a minor travel), and our team's press which forced them 8 seconds in the backcourt.

I also got my brother and Sean and his friend Alex to count a couple of our stats for us, and he ended up taking Mine, Brock's and Kelly's. Here they are:

Brock: 16pts, 10 rebounds, 1 assist, 0 from 4 at free throw, 0 steals, 61.5% shooting and 31.5 mins

Kelly: 7 points, 4 rebounds, 2 assists, 1 from 2 at free throw, 2 steals, 50.0% shooting and 30.5 mins

Alex: 8 points, 6 rebounds, 5 assists, 0 from 1 at three point, 1 steal, 44.4% shooting and 26 mins

We will try and take them over the next few weeks aswell, to get some idea of what a good game is for us individually. Anyway, we knew these guys were an average team of great guys so we started off playing a little stupidly. but after the timeout at 12 - 16, we kept them scoreless until halftime at 12 - 34. We tried the press for a bit but it was a bit rusty, and our turnovers increased, but so did theirs and we ended up with a few fast breaks from it. Final score was 26 - 72, our highest ever score in A-Grade basketball to date.

Well, thats all i have. We play last years finalists (and fossils) YCW Stingers on tuesday night next week. By all means come on down, but remember to turn off your flashes when youre taking photos of us....


peace

Out on the town/Richer

Well last night was friday night, aka Party Night. It was amazing.

We had the boys back together for the first time in a long time, with Morgs and Karen in our entourage. The night started off with a few jugs of Beez, some famous Vasse fries with double aioli, and a wicked pizza. And as promised, there was gambling involved. Me and Kel snuck through the doors a couple of times to punt on a couple of horses, but our first attempt was unsuccessful.

Then on the next trots, i picked a roughie called JD's Beau, paying $11 at the time, for 3 wins and a place. But by the time the race started, everyone must of been dissing him, cos his odds were at $21 instead. For the whole race i had no idea which horse was mine, but with like 200m to go i saw this horse satrt to charge it right down the middle, and i knew it was JD's Beau. It was destiny. But it ended up being a photo finish, so after a couple of nervous minutes, it was decided that JD's Beau won by a nose! And i won a cool $70.80.

So i quit while i was ahead.

After we heard that famous song at the Vasse, 'Closing Time', we headed down the Nard. We got ID checked and went straight for the bar, where we promptly snapped up some wicked multi-coloured alcholic slushies. Bliss. Even Kel stopped hugging for a bit to have some. That's big, that is.

Then it started to wind down and Karen took us home, and now here i am the next day, blogging about it. We need more nights like that one i reckon. Except without the headache the next morning.

Anyways, Peace.

T-Betta out

Together Again

Tonight, the lambda boys should be back in action again... At the Vasse. Yes, this is the first time in over 4 months that the once-feared drinking unit will be doing what they do best - drinking alcohol. Except for Tom, who is best at taking his shirt off. All the time.

I say should because Kelly hasnt RSVP'ed yet. So Kelly if you're reading this, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, and send me a msg. Oh and if you're reading this, which you would be if you just read that, then get out your mobile right now. Seriously. Get it out and send Kelly a msg telling him to go out tonight. And to text me back. Cos we love you Clifford and cant wait to see you throw up yet again...

Anyway, nothing really interesting has happened lately, except that i met someone pretty cool, and ive been winning a couple of bets on the NBA along with my partner in crime (and also blogging), Brocky.

Notice how i said 'winning'. Brock would just say 'placing'.

Also, got my new BBL kicks the other day... Can't wait to play ball in them. Im hoping that they are like the shoes on 'Like Mike'. Thatd be awesome. But we dont need it anyway this week. We are gonna kill Saints White. Metaphorically speaking.

Peace
T-Betta out...

Welcome

Welcome to The Lambda Boys Blog, the newly set-up blog to succeed the now-defunct Trials and Tribulations of Busselton at alexallalone.blogspot.com.

Content will be much the same, just the premise will be a little different... Instead of whinging that the rest of the Lambda Boys are away, we will be celebrating our continued friendship.

And then i will share it with you.

All my old posts and content can still be seen at alexallalone.blogspot.com, so dont worry if you are new to this one and you think you have missed out on the original.

So once again, welcome, and keep tuning in to see more Kelly rips than he has red pubes....

See it has already started!

Peace

T-Betta out...