I think thats how u spell it anyway...
Well im off, another one bites the dust. Because i am not as smart as everyone else, i get to learn uni for longer, and extra month in fact. Which means a have to leave on Monday, for 4 weeks of Calculated (get it, its Calculus?) torture.
Ill be back on the weekends though, and able to update the blog then.
So its a bit sad, and sometimes i cry myself to sleep thinking about it.
Ill miss you all.
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Thursday, January 8, 2009
The List
Okay, i had a dream. Wait, that sounds like Martin Luther a bit. But i actually did, and for some reason it was about a movie that i watched like half a year ago, The Bucket List.
For those who havnt seen it, its about two old dudes who are about to die and one of them is hella rich, and when the poor dude comes up with a list of all the stuff he wants to do before he dies, the rich dude takes them both around the world doing all the shit on the 'Bucket List'. Cool idea hey.
So in my dream i was doing all these cool things, after i had formed my own list. I cant remember my list in the dream, so im gonna start a list of All The Things You Should Do Before You Die (according to the Lamda Boys). And i want anyone reading to make suggestions of their own....
All The Things You Should Do Before You Die (according to the Lamda Boys)
For those who havnt seen it, its about two old dudes who are about to die and one of them is hella rich, and when the poor dude comes up with a list of all the stuff he wants to do before he dies, the rich dude takes them both around the world doing all the shit on the 'Bucket List'. Cool idea hey.
So in my dream i was doing all these cool things, after i had formed my own list. I cant remember my list in the dream, so im gonna start a list of All The Things You Should Do Before You Die (according to the Lamda Boys). And i want anyone reading to make suggestions of their own....
All The Things You Should Do Before You Die (according to the Lamda Boys)
- Get a tattoo
- Make a teacher cry
- Go the the US and be the Cool Aussie Dude
- Play one on one with an NBA star even though youll get dominated
- Tint your hair
- Smash a guitar while pretending you are awesome at playing it
- Be an extra in a movie
- Thigh Dive in New Zealand
- Go to Oktoberfest and tell everyone there that beer is shit
- Smoke a cigar
- Start a slow clap
- Start a loud rendition of a well known song with a big group of unaware people
- Shave your head even though ull look shocking
- Make friends with a copper, and do something illegal everytime you hang out with them
- Streak down the main street of your hometown (Brock)
- Buy a 50 bag and not lose it (Kelly)
- Skinny dip for $20
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Work < Free Time
Today is the day i have been waiting for. It is the end point in a quest for which i have been undertaking for a long time, the elusive finish line of a marathon. Today, my friends, is the day of my last shift at Abbey Beach Resort.
For a month and a half anyway.
Its been a long time coming, but im finally gonna enjoy some time off, even if it is for like 12 days. Why only 12 days you ask? Because apparently i have to do a 4 week intensive bridging course to get up to scratch in calculus, before the real uni year starts. And its all in Perth, so i have to move up and everything. As to where im staying, im about as clueless as Jarryd is at Snowboarding. So if you have any ideas, call my assistant, and suggest something.
Or just comment here. Either one works.
So ive been on the phone to all these random people from all these faculties and centres and offices trying to sort this shit out pretty much, but im finally getting there. At least i have this weekend to take my mind of things, as the much anticipated Beach Campout Fest 09 is being held.
The lead organiser, the infamous Brock LeBron James Chewbacca Jeffery-Monck, has put out an official notice to all invited:
"There will be no beer. Beer is the Devils Drink... We will only drink what the God's have given us - Apple Schapps, Midori, and Cruisers. Oh how they taste like heaven..."
What a pussy. He sounds like more of a girl then Kelly when he talks about his 'feelings'. So if he thinks there will be no beer, he is sorely mistaken. But i wont bring much.
I will let you all know how it goes. Including my last shift, which starts in 90 minutes. Enough time to put my war-paint on i reckon.
T-Betta Out.
For a month and a half anyway.
Its been a long time coming, but im finally gonna enjoy some time off, even if it is for like 12 days. Why only 12 days you ask? Because apparently i have to do a 4 week intensive bridging course to get up to scratch in calculus, before the real uni year starts. And its all in Perth, so i have to move up and everything. As to where im staying, im about as clueless as Jarryd is at Snowboarding. So if you have any ideas, call my assistant, and suggest something.
Or just comment here. Either one works.
So ive been on the phone to all these random people from all these faculties and centres and offices trying to sort this shit out pretty much, but im finally getting there. At least i have this weekend to take my mind of things, as the much anticipated Beach Campout Fest 09 is being held.
The lead organiser, the infamous Brock LeBron James Chewbacca Jeffery-Monck, has put out an official notice to all invited:
"There will be no beer. Beer is the Devils Drink... We will only drink what the God's have given us - Apple Schapps, Midori, and Cruisers. Oh how they taste like heaven..."
What a pussy. He sounds like more of a girl then Kelly when he talks about his 'feelings'. So if he thinks there will be no beer, he is sorely mistaken. But i wont bring much.
I will let you all know how it goes. Including my last shift, which starts in 90 minutes. Enough time to put my war-paint on i reckon.
T-Betta Out.
Sunday, January 4, 2009
Long Time
Is what its been since i last updated. Over the festive season i must have been feeling too lazy or whatever.
Anyway, Christmas was good. Except that i had to work, but the $40ph was almost a present in the end. We had a massive family dinner, it was awesome. Seeing as my Dad is a chef and my Mummy is no crab in the old kitchen either...
Then we had family down a couple of days later, my dads Italian cousins and some of my closer relatives. We went down to Meelup and had a day out there, which was the bomb cos i saw Chad Fletcher and Tyson Stenglein, who said hello to me as we passed on the stairs... I think they were probably just excited to see me. Fans, what can you do....
New Years for me was pretty shit but apparently other people had a bit of fun. I worked at Abbey in the bar though, so at least it was a bit exciting... i got to see Chels for like half an hour, that was good while it lasted too. I was gonna go out a drink after, but no point at like 1 oclock is there?
Oh, and somewhere in there, Brock and Sam thought it would be nice to organise a beach hangout like 2 days before, so only a couple of the best could make it... Me of course, the infamous, and devious Brock, Sam, Calum and Karen. I must say, it was pretty enjoyable even with such a small group. So we plan to do it again this weekend, Saturday night, and make it a bigger and more regular thing i hope.
Southbound. Thats what im forgetting. It was hot damn good. And really hot too. Fvaoursites were the Kooks, Architecture in Helseinki and Faker. But not the Hahn Premium Light in the cans... tastes like boar water, ecpet you have to pay $5 for it.
Anyway, im late for work and thats all i can think of. Hope you had a happy christmas and a merry new year.
T-Betta out.
Anyway, Christmas was good. Except that i had to work, but the $40ph was almost a present in the end. We had a massive family dinner, it was awesome. Seeing as my Dad is a chef and my Mummy is no crab in the old kitchen either...
Then we had family down a couple of days later, my dads Italian cousins and some of my closer relatives. We went down to Meelup and had a day out there, which was the bomb cos i saw Chad Fletcher and Tyson Stenglein, who said hello to me as we passed on the stairs... I think they were probably just excited to see me. Fans, what can you do....
New Years for me was pretty shit but apparently other people had a bit of fun. I worked at Abbey in the bar though, so at least it was a bit exciting... i got to see Chels for like half an hour, that was good while it lasted too. I was gonna go out a drink after, but no point at like 1 oclock is there?
Oh, and somewhere in there, Brock and Sam thought it would be nice to organise a beach hangout like 2 days before, so only a couple of the best could make it... Me of course, the infamous, and devious Brock, Sam, Calum and Karen. I must say, it was pretty enjoyable even with such a small group. So we plan to do it again this weekend, Saturday night, and make it a bigger and more regular thing i hope.
Southbound. Thats what im forgetting. It was hot damn good. And really hot too. Fvaoursites were the Kooks, Architecture in Helseinki and Faker. But not the Hahn Premium Light in the cans... tastes like boar water, ecpet you have to pay $5 for it.
Anyway, im late for work and thats all i can think of. Hope you had a happy christmas and a merry new year.
T-Betta out.
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