2nd Sem

Its been a long time. Here's what's happened since last time;

The same.
Kelly and Morgs are still hugging all the time
My hamstring is still fucked
Brock is still the laziest uni student ever
Jarryd still thinks goon is cool
Thomas is still hunting juvies on myspace
Calum stills sings songs really loud at parties

Different.
2nd semester is about to start
Busselton Colts actually have a good side this year
I have very little hair, on my head at least
Brock has a steady girlfriend (no more dry spell)
Cal found himself a saucy gal, Rosabella
We think we have proof that Kerny is, in fact, straight
We have resorted to drinking Export
Tom is hunting new juvies on myspace
Karen now gets drunk all the time

Thats about it for the big talking points. We mosl passed all our units this semester, and are looking forward to semester two, where we might try and be a bit more sociable. Even if it does cost money.

Rangers

Okay, its time to open up the blog for discussion. I think its possible to get good-looking rangers (bloodnuts, carrottops, fanta pants, orangutans, duracells, red demons, etc.), but i have a lot of claims to the contarary.

Its my opinion that when you get a good-looking firebird, it increases their hotness because there is so few of them.

Let me know what you think.

:D

Its been a long time... too long. Last time i blogged i was pretty much a pussy clueless fresher bitch. Not anymore. For an explanation, please read your allocated section:

PARENTS
After a week of tireless study, no sleep-ins, eary lectures, exponential amounts of study, some more lectures, study, homework, study, research, more study, little sleep, and on top of that, some study, we are well equipped for the challenges that uni life holds for us. Except for the alcohol... we've heard of the stuff, but we dont know what it is. In fact, we are so well behaved, dedicated and studious that we havnt even had time to find out what alcohol is. Or shave.

FRIENDS
We have cleverly and sneakily discovered which lectures, labs and tutorials we have to attend and which we dont... Brock is a good friend to have in this regard, as it is well known he is the sneakiest, most devious Lambda Boy of all. We are starting to call him The Piker, as he is fast becoming the one who skips, dodges and avoids everything from O-week, to Traditional Wednesday Student Nights. Unforgivable... But we still, somehow, love him.

We have also managed to scope out the cheapest booze dealers in the area... But not before Kelly got us chucked out of a Liquor Store that was dirt cheap, because he lost his wallet and didnt have any ID. Which meant we had to buy the booze at another place which cost about 20 big ones extra... Good on ya Huggy Bear.

Anyway, the best way to detail the week is probably chronologically.

O-Week was sick, starting with Fresher Ice Breakers... One of which was Musical Boys... When told we were about to play this game, Kelly got so excited thinking he would be able to play some guys trumpets, and blow their trombones, until it was explained that it was actually like musical chairs, excepts girls played, and the boys were the chairs. It was pretty funny, and awkward at

the same time.

We did some other shit, and the next day i had my exam (PASS) and a quiz night... This involves me getting my leg hairs torn off my innocent leg, brock eating hot-ass chillis, and kelly downing a 2L milk in 30seconds, until he realises he cheated by starting early so it didnt count hahahaha. Tool. Then Brock pretty much piked/pussed out on the rest of the week, while me and Kel enjoyed the Doomsday Party at the Tav, where they have cheaper jugs than Zoo glamour models.

Also of note was the massive trick we played on the chicks... They had a girls day, then when they came back to pose for a picture, they got a pleasant surprise... See video for more details!
O-Week ended with another party - Rubiks Cube. For those who are retarded prostitutes, Rubiks Cube parties involve attending in random multicolor clothes, then swapping with other attendees until you end up in the same colour, or pass out drunk. Kelly couldn’t make it for a reason that will remain undisclosed, but Brock and Thomas the Squeezer joined for some fun and games. It was cool as, more colourful than some of Jarryd’s spews it could be said. I got dacked to my tea bags a couple of time, which was not fun for me, but hilarious to those looking at my white ass. I ended up looking like a Malaysian Transsexual, which luckily was the look I was going for.

Then O-Week ended and Real Life began. Classes were pretty cruisy, but its weird being in a lecture hall with 200 people, only half of which look like they can speak fluent English. Kelly and Brock, being the gayest kids ever, joined the Table Tennis Club, increasing the number of White members to 2, so they spent a bit of the week getting into ‘shape’.

One of the best parts of our time at trinity, is hearing Ben with his guitar. He is damn sexy-like when he plays his melodic made-up tunes, our favourites being Connor The Dog, and The Alex, Kelly and Dimitri songs, coincidently the only two we’ve heard. But nevertheless, we were amazed, and we hope to record a song for everyone very soon, its just a matter of sorting out the contracts and making sure both parties are satisfied with the agreement.

We were supposed to have some Photo and stuff taken, but due to shitty weather it was called off. So, not wanting to waste an opportunity, and knowing we hardly ever scrub up so good, we decided to take matter into our own hands. Damn, we look fine. Not Brock, as you’ll notice, as he was off ‘piking’ once again.

From left to right: Party Boy Ben, The Red Ranger, Myself, Dimmy, Party Boy Stash, Pimp Jono

Some of the nicknames we have invented:
Party Boy Greg
Party Boy Stash
Party Boy Ben
Party Boy Rolski
Safa Matt
Jeremy
Raspy
Fat Cat
K - Dog
Gigi
Connor the Dog
Ben10
V-Card
Degeneres
Dennis the Menace
Dimmy
The Piker
Bitch Arm

Pimp Jono

3 down 1 to go

Well this blog marks the beginning of my full access to UWA and the services they offer. I have only just upgraded my user account to full user status, so im taking full advantage of it to update what has been happening lately.

My first day was pretty nerve-racking, not knowing anyone and having to basically wing it on public transport that i had no idea how, when, or where to catch. Basically i was a nursed fowl released into the wild with nothing but its bands hands (and wallet) to survive. I managed to figure out pretty quickly that a smartrider card would be handy.

Anwyay i got there, all was good. Except that i had no friends, which didnt really change for the first two weeks. At least being a loner gave me the opportunity to concentrate fully at lectures, which we have 4 of everyday, along with a test and at least 3 hours of homework.

Ive been doing alright on my tests, averaging 64% over 11 tests with my lowest score being 48%. The marker was being a bitch that day... I also had an exam on tuesday which was hard but im confident i passed. If i didnt, ill be madder then kelly after a loss.

Speaking of Kelly, he, Brock and myself will all be moving into to trinity this weekend. A new friend i made recently is undercover (staying) at trinity already and informed me that Lyndon White is already staying there too. Well he told me some Computer Nerd kid who talks funny and i knew that to mean it was Lyndon. I cant wait to move, i checked it out the other day, its about 50m from the uni and right next door to the all girls college, no complaints there...

Umm what else can i say? We went to Moore River the other weekend to celebrate Brocks 19th, which was very eventful and the mornings very seedy. Cant wait to hang out like that again.

Dates to look forward to:
O-Week commences on Sunday the 15th.
Monday the 16th is my final exam, which im not looking forward to, but i cant wait to finish.
Rest of the year, living at trinity and being a bees dick away from anything that going on. ie, basketball, cricket or footy mtches, concerts, nightclubs, casinos, etc.

Just have to keep Brock away from the strip joints is all.

Sorry about the wait on the update, it couldnt be helped.

have fun, Alex.

Adios

I think thats how u spell it anyway...

Well im off, another one bites the dust. Because i am not as smart as everyone else, i get to learn uni for longer, and extra month in fact. Which means a have to leave on Monday, for 4 weeks of Calculated (get it, its Calculus?) torture.

Ill be back on the weekends though, and able to update the blog then.

So its a bit sad, and sometimes i cry myself to sleep thinking about it.

Ill miss you all.

The List

Okay, i had a dream. Wait, that sounds like Martin Luther a bit. But i actually did, and for some reason it was about a movie that i watched like half a year ago, The Bucket List.

For those who havnt seen it, its about two old dudes who are about to die and one of them is hella rich, and when the poor dude comes up with a list of all the stuff he wants to do before he dies, the rich dude takes them both around the world doing all the shit on the 'Bucket List'. Cool idea hey.

So in my dream i was doing all these cool things, after i had formed my own list. I cant remember my list in the dream, so im gonna start a list of All The Things You Should Do Before You Die (according to the Lamda Boys). And i want anyone reading to make suggestions of their own....

All The Things You Should Do Before You Die (according to the Lamda Boys)

• Get a tattoo
• Make a teacher cry
• Go the the US and be the Cool Aussie Dude
• Play one on one with an NBA star even though youll get dominated
• Tint your hair
• Smash a guitar while pretending you are awesome at playing it
  
• Be an extra in a movie
• Thigh Dive in New Zealand
• Go to Oktoberfest and tell everyone there that beer is shit
• Smoke a cigar
• Start a slow clap
• Start a loud rendition of a well known song with a big group of unaware people
• Shave your head even though ull look shocking
• Make friends with a copper, and do something illegal everytime you hang out with them
• Streak down the main street of your hometown (Brock)
  
• Buy a 50 bag and not lose it (Kelly)
  
• Skinny dip for $20

Thats all i can think of at the moment, but i plan on expanding this list... So suggestions are required. Cheers

Work < Free Time

Today is the day i have been waiting for. It is the end point in a quest for which i have been undertaking for a long time, the elusive finish line of a marathon. Today, my friends, is the day of my last shift at Abbey Beach Resort.

For a month and a half anyway.

Its been a long time coming, but im finally gonna enjoy some time off, even if it is for like 12 days. Why only 12 days you ask? Because apparently i have to do a 4 week intensive bridging course to get up to scratch in calculus, before the real uni year starts. And its all in Perth, so i have to move up and everything. As to where im staying, im about as clueless as Jarryd is at Snowboarding. So if you have any ideas, call my assistant, and suggest something.

Or just comment here. Either one works.

So ive been on the phone to all these random people from all these faculties and centres and offices trying to sort this shit out pretty much, but im finally getting there. At least i have this weekend to take my mind of things, as the much anticipated Beach Campout Fest 09 is being held.

The lead organiser, the infamous Brock LeBron James Chewbacca Jeffery-Monck, has put out an official notice to all invited:

"There will be no beer. Beer is the Devils Drink... We will only drink what the God's have given us - Apple Schapps, Midori, and Cruisers. Oh how they taste like heaven..."

What a pussy. He sounds like more of a girl then Kelly when he talks about his 'feelings'. So if he thinks there will be no beer, he is sorely mistaken. But i wont bring much.

I will let you all know how it goes. Including my last shift, which starts in 90 minutes. Enough time to put my war-paint on i reckon.

T-Betta Out.

Long Time

Is what its been since i last updated. Over the festive season i must have been feeling too lazy or whatever.

Anyway, Christmas was good. Except that i had to work, but the $40ph was almost a present in the end. We had a massive family dinner, it was awesome. Seeing as my Dad is a chef and my Mummy is no crab in the old kitchen either...

Then we had family down a couple of days later, my dads Italian cousins and some of my closer relatives. We went down to Meelup and had a day out there, which was the bomb cos i saw Chad Fletcher and Tyson Stenglein, who said hello to me as we passed on the stairs... I think they were probably just excited to see me. Fans, what can you do....

New Years for me was pretty shit but apparently other people had a bit of fun. I worked at Abbey in the bar though, so at least it was a bit exciting... i got to see Chels for like half an hour, that was good while it lasted too. I was gonna go out a drink after, but no point at like 1 oclock is there?

Oh, and somewhere in there, Brock and Sam thought it would be nice to organise a beach hangout like 2 days before, so only a couple of the best could make it... Me of course, the infamous, and devious Brock, Sam, Calum and Karen. I must say, it was pretty enjoyable even with such a small group. So we plan to do it again this weekend, Saturday night, and make it a bigger and more regular thing i hope.

Southbound. Thats what im forgetting. It was hot damn good. And really hot too. Fvaoursites were the Kooks, Architecture in Helseinki and Faker. But not the Hahn Premium Light in the cans... tastes like boar water, ecpet you have to pay $5 for it.

Anyway, im late for work and thats all i can think of. Hope you had a happy christmas and a merry new year.

T-Betta out.